My favourite telly
The Apprentice I love it. It's so vicious and they all stab each other in the back so much, it's unbelievable. I would never be brave enough to work for Alan Sugar.
I seriously fancy Ricardo Chavira, Carlos Solis from Desperate Housewives. He's so sexy and really knows how to control a diva.
Crisp Sandwiches I use prawn cocktail crisps and cheese and onion crisps on buttered brown bread. I know it sounds gross, but don't knock it till you've tried it.
Anything to do with aliens, UFOs, spaceships Zzzzzzzzzz. I'm not a big fan of sports shows, but I do like football - I support Chelsea.
Brian presents new gameshow The Mint on ITV1 from 31 March at midnight